10. Play monopoly ten straight games in a row because it's been raining all week, you don't have a phone or a television, and you only remembered to pack this one game.
9. See ducks walking on fish.
8. Eat Spam that your Dad prepared.
7. Take a bar of soap into the lake.
6. Make a creative family video which purports that you've blown up the cottage.
5. Name a real live cow and pretend like you know which one it is and have been keeping track of it all summer.
4. Get dirty looks from the locals when you win at church bingo.
3. Swing like Tarzan from a vine that has broken loose from a giant tree in front of the house.
2. Sleep with bug spray on - even though you're indoors.
1. Worry about a bat flying into you while you sleep - even though you're indoors.
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That picture reminds me of the day Nick and Billy rode an elephant in the parking lot of the Golden Dawn. I had just used up a roll of film at Elvis Beach, just to use it up, and The Golden Dawn had NO THIRTY FIVE MILLIMETER FILM. Anyway, a circus had been in town for the weekend, this was on a sunday evening, and we stopped to get drinks or something on our way home. Nick remembers most of it, but all Billy remembers is the elephant pooping.
I once got inside a septic tank there. And the cottage roof is the only one I ever swept
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