You may be a Ravens fan if . . .

The Ravens recently cut starting cornerback Chris McAlister and signed someone named Foxworth. (They also lost Bart Scott to the Jets. Woohoo!) So-o-o, in the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy, complete this sentence: You may be a Ravens fan if . . .

Example: You may be a Ravens fan if you turn down a trip to London because you heard Big Ben was there;

The winning entry will receive his/her choice of a sixpack of Iron City or National Bohemian beer. No award until after Lent though as we assume you're all behaving. Good luck!

Out With a Bang

Now is the winter of our discontent. Baldwin didn't make the playoffs again. Rumors swirl about the possible dismissal of the head coach, assistant coach and the manager/ball boy. The good news is Tommy put twenty-one points on Norwin, along with six steals and four blocked shots. The head coach appologized for keeping Tommy in the game long enough to make it close. He has the knack for taking excellent ball players and shaping and molding them into timid, tentative underachievers. Not to be bitter.

Happy birthday, Peanut!

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That's right, Marin hit the big, uh, 0-2 today. Par-tay at Eat N Park. Grandma turned out a fabulous banana cake with chocolate icing and sprinkles. We're living the dream!